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1. My head has an amazing capacity to hold onto completely useless information. This afternoon I was able to recite nearly every cheer I learned during my brief stint as a high school cheerleader. Groundbreaking stuff.

2. Burying your head in the sand sounds like an okay idea until you remember that it means you have a lot of sand in your hair and that shit's itchy. Better to just stay woke.

3. Press - a variety of definitions from Google dictionary

/pres/ noun - newspapers or journalists viewed collectively

/pres/ verb - move or cause to move into a position of contact with something by exerting continuous physical force.

/pres/ verb - (of an enemy or opponent) attack persistently and fiercely.

Good to know.

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