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1. An executive order of my own: The President shall not use an app that people scroll while taking a shit to influence foreign policy, educational funding, healthcare, human rights, race, religion, sexuality, and basic human decency. I'm sure the list is longer. Seriously. Bachelor contestants tweet with more grace than this fool. And my standards for The Bachelor contestants are very, very, very low.

2. Listen to Backstory. I just discovered this podcast and it's fascinating. Three historians discuss current events from a historical perspective. Neat.

3. Nana Mae's Organics Blackberry Applesauce is really good. REALLY gooooood.

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